Staff Writer: "Ok, I have to leave. I'm not talking to anymore people about anymore things. Talk to my hand!"
Editor: "Why do you want to leave here? It's the most awesome place in the land!"
Editor: "That's my facebook status update. Job drives me to drink. So does breathing though. And talking to stupid people."
Editor, almost to himself: "What does FML mean?"
Everyone in the office: "FUCK MY LIFE!"
Editor: "We like words! I can haz journalism? I can haz copywriter?"
Staff Writer, singing: "And I am living in a material world..."
Editor 1: "Why is the blog being GAY?!"
Editor 2: "Don't be homophobic! Don't be bloghomophobic, now!"
Editor 1: "Please. I'm the biggest fruit fly there is."
Editor: "Imma call up Michelle [Obama] and be like 'hey gurl hey'."
Me: "If the crazy lady tries to call you again on my phone, what do you want me to do?"
Editor: "Say that I'm dead."
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